Yes it’s true, here at Thunderfist Productions we have mastered time travel.

But where to go to first?

I tried asking Mason but he has vanished, I’m worried he is cold and hungry. If any one finds him on the side of the road toss him a sandwich please, but don’t make eye contact with him.

Cory demanded we head straight to the turn of the century and visit Ohio, then mumbled something about punching Thomas Edison in the mouth and his family being a bunch of pussy British loyalists.

Kalvin obsessed over the vastness of his options for a week straight. It was a barrage of  catatonic nose bleeds punctuated with power naps and a flop sweat.

Yup, things were fix’n up to be a good ‘ol Mexican stand off.

So we proposed a challenge…

…and after yours truly won our first annual single barrel whiskey poker challenge I chose Graceland, August 16th 1977.

We may have surprised him while he was taking care of business…

That being said and as a distraction from accidentally killing Elvis Aaron Presley,  (which we are very sorry for,) we have his last kingly remains. Frantically swiped from his very throne and carried through the fabric of time, soaking through our pockets, screaming all the way.

So whether you are a collector of pop memorabilia, a fan of an accidental murder/time travel paradox, or just looking for that perfect gift, look no further.

The hunka hunka burnin bowel movement of Elvis Presley, 4.5 pounds of genuine Memphis generosity. only $40

we accept all major credit cards, pay pal and are willing to trade for any late model American muscle car.

This part of: Media by Brent